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“hey diddle didle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon”
i want whatever that guy was on when he wrote that…
megan, you have this tagged with ‘things that make my head hurt from hurting too hard’. really megan? NURSERY RHYMES?!?!
if you’re gonna insult me, do it right, i said ‘things that make my head hurt from thinking too hard’ not ‘hurting’ whos the fool now!!
wide head.
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“hey diddle didle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon”
i want whatever that guy was on when he wrote that…
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harri, you should put this on the door of palace downes. it would stop holly coming over.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lost Sign of the Day: I truly have an endless love for this sign that’s louder than words.
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It’s fine to wear slippers to a lecture, right? RIGHT?

boom roasted.
<3 ARB. <3